Alpine Guide Pillows

"I think he said he is our guide."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

ET Mishap

Sausages.

Butterflies

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Flyfishing for dummies.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Do you have an appointment?"

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Skiing

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Pan Extension Chord

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

Snowboarding downhill.

Recalculating!

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."