Alphabet Advocate Mugs

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

Learning blocks

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

'What begins with 'E'? Well, 'Everything'!'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"I'm still pre-literate."

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'I did it all from memory.'

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"Ah, to be young and foolish again."

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Alphabet soup

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."