Alpha Move Fan T-Shirts

"We're following Carrot Top."

Comedy Cafe

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Filet minion

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

The Da Vinci Cod

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

You're my Venus

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Come on, we all know you're the new Alpha Male: No need to rub it in by wearing a badge..."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Damn. Out of quarters again for the Pay Electron Microscope.

Macho man body building club.

Human males marking territory.

"You've done an absolutely fabulous job with the house, Anne, and Gordon's so improved!"

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

Rembrandt's Selfies

"How was the play!"

'Love your renovations.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Aren't all gifts free?

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'Let's see what's going on in the mouse house.'

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.