Allowance Adventurer Pillows

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'The dollar doesn't buy much, so could I have my allowance in Euros?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

Halo Frisbee.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

2pm meet your Creator

Norman Wisdom at the Pearly Gates

Exit. I never get tired of watching them fall for that.

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."