Allowance Adventurer Pillows

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'The dollar doesn't buy much, so could I have my allowance in Euros?'

"Needs to get a life"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

Halo Frisbee.

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

2pm meet your Creator

'He doesn't talk to me anymore.'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'