Alley Ace Gifts

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

A Bloody Butcher

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Unconditional Loveseat

Surreal ale

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

Baseball Dreams

Bowling ball head.

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Punishment for the kicker.

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

Rafael Nadal

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."