Alley Ace Gifts

"Try not to loft the ball so much.'

"Maybe you should just slow your roll."

A Bloody Butcher

"Look, honey, I got dinner on line!"

Unconditional Loveseat

'Did you hear that? They said 'Hello' to you.'

Surreal ale

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Baseball Dreams

Punishment for the kicker.

Bowling ball head.

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

'Doesn't seem right somehow-REAL ale in PLASTIC glasses!'

'Increase your beer volume sales by filling the glasses up.'

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

Stealth fighter fly over.

'I suggest you move onto halves...'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"When did we stop saying 'amen' and start giving the 'wave'?"

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

'I'm worried Tom has a drinking problem.'

"Yeah, I'm microchipped, that's the problem! If I get caught, they'll send me back to the horrible people I'm running away from..."

'He's got a tremendously powerful forehand but it can be rather wayward.'

"I've been learning how to fly hot-air balloons!"

"If this beer had a head it would hang it in shame."

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'