Allergen-free Living Mugs

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

Gluten-Free Church

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"How Lovely. You brought me pollen."

'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"None of our items are gluten-free, but they are prepared by people who are."

The sounds of spring.

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"I probably should have mentioned that I'm allergic to cats, Albert. . ."

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'Gesundheit'