Dealing With Allergies Mugs

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Are you a squirrel? I have a serious nut allergy!'

An allergist sneezing

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'

'I'm afraid you're allergic to micro chips.'

'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

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