Dealing With Allergies T-Shirts

"Aaaaa....Chooo!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Garden variety allergies."

"He has a terrible peanut elegy."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

'I just came back from the allergist. I'm allergic to life.'

'I'm sorry, Ralph, but you're going to have to move out - Prissy's allergy to your dandruff is getting worse.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'Are you a squirrel? I have a serious nut allergy!'

'You should have thought about your allergies before you built the ark.'

'Gretel, she's lying. It's not gluten free!'

"How adorable! I'd love to have one of my own but I'm so terribly allergic."

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

An allergist sneezing

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"Yes, I have allergies! Hundreds! Because my crazy mother kept me in a germ-free house with no pets and I developed zero immunities!"

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"The good news is, the side effects of your nut allergy aren't really dangerous."

Oh, oh... I detect traces of tree nuts... where's my epipen?

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"I just love the reactions I get every day when I come to work."

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

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'I'm afraid you're allergic to nuts!'

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

'Well, this is a first- you seem to be allergic to distilled water.'

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

'I'm so relieved Doc: It would have been a tragedy if he had had a peanut allergy...'