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"You're leaving?" "Yeah, today's kids are so demanding so I've decided to move to a gluten-free, lactose-free, nut-free, sugar-free neighborhood."

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

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"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

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"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"The surgery went well. You'll be issued a 'Contains No Nuts' card upon discharge."

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

"How could they possibly know it's gluten-free, low gi. . . ?"

"So, little Andy is a lawyer now!"

"I think I'm allergic to peanuts."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"I'm hexting."

"Yeah, it's a drag, but the only flight I could get was a red-eye."

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'Maybe she's gluten intolerant.'

'Is the homework gluten free?'

"Here's Pollen!"

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"I only grown them because her mother's allergic to them."

"These won't cure your allergy, but they'll send it a message."

"Everything on the menu can be prepared with no gluten, standard gluten or extra gluten."

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'Is this communion wafer gluten free?'

"Yeah, and what's it to you if I am gluten free?"

'Strawberries give me the hives. How about an apple?'

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"We hate being stuck indoors because of seasonal allergies, so it's a relief when we can blame it on a dangerous fugitive."

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'It must have been the canapes. He should have mentioned his wheat allergy.'

'The poor guy's allergic to sand.'

"What's this? A hypoallergenic hair?"