All-night Shopper Pillows

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

How would Madam like to pay?

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Self-Checkout.

Irregulars

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

'In the war against full price, we are winning...'