All-night Shopper Mugs

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

How would Madam like to pay?

Self-Checkout.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

Ladies Fashions - "Money isn't tight - you are!"

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Irregulars

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Come back to bed. You know sleep deprivation lowers your sales resistance."

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"