Alien Life Debater Pillows

"When you ask if I think there's intelligent life anywhere else in the universe I question your inclusion of the word 'else'."

Alien David statue

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I've been genetically modified!"

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

Popular and Unpopular Science

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

"This is where you'll be sleeping."

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

"Great! Just have your aliens get in touch with my aliens!"

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Organ Donor Card

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

Gorillas in the jungle.

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

'Uh, no offense, but is there other life here?'

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

'Oh, you're from earth. Do you know Aaron Michaelson?'

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

Science battle continues

'...I know it's hard, but try keeping all your eyes on the ball.'

Arizona Nightmares

'Ok, everyone keep very quiet... they never stay for too long.'