Alien Conspiracy Lover Pillows

"There's something different about that crop circle..."

Outer Space Outsourcing

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

Save Our Universe

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'It's good to be here. We're having economic problems where we come from.'

How am I abducting?

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"If you lied about where you are from, what else have you lied about?"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"They look like pickles."

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

"But there's no way in hell I could afford Jupiter today."