Alcohol Industry Professional T-Shirts

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

'Somehow, somewhere, someone's skimming the profits.'

"It'll cut into our profit margin if we encourage them to drink responsibly."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

Sid Sinatra.

Derek and Clive (Dudley Moore and Peter Cook).

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

'The Final Merger'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Tonto Casino.

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

Trump commissions song

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

'And who are you wearing?'

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Note to self: Call lawyer, ask if he has any experience with charges of treason. What's lawyer got to do … got to do with it … What? What are you doing? Tina Turner. My second favorite singer, after Clay Aiken. She's amazing. I investigated every single one of her concerts. Good times. Wanna see my Tina Turner tattoo? I'm not a Russian spy!! What is this, 1985?! Good year. Tina was in "Mad Max" that year.

"I can sleep late, but, as his agent, I still get ten percent of the worm."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'I'm all for GM food, it's done wonders for my profit margins!'

'Are you okay, Bill?'

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

'Old blue-screen's back!'

Beer companies merge.

'I figured if you have to work for a living then why not do it HERE!'