Aisle Investigator T-Shirts

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

Bad for you but to die for

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

Quality Control

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Here, we started to be investigated...'

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"