Aisle Artist T-Shirts

Human Cull: People in the supermarket who stop and chat with their carts blocking the aisle.

Bad for you but to die for

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'Look dear, he's writing political speeches.'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's pimping the wall!'

Digging.

'What do you expect from a child being raised in a paperless society?'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"I'd like an aisle seat, please."

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Symbolism for Artists

Shipwrecked.

Child making ice sculpture.

'Oog's Mom lets him draw on the walls.'

Cake Writer's Block

"I suffer for my art..."

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Hedge Car

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

David Hockney

Voice of GPS: 'Recalculating...'

Desert Island Business

"Hold still - almost done."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'Oh darn, I made a mistake!'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand