Airport Observer Prints

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

The Scanner Of Love.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Disinformation booth.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

Inflatable Duck Boat

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Rapunzcow

Two airplanes

Airport

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cake Walk.

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

No, I don't think they throw those up here for us.

Pirates on holiday.

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'