Airport Observer Mugs

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Inflatable Duck Boat

Disinformation booth.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Airport

Rapunzcow

Two airplanes

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Cake Walk.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'Jenkins won the health savings award with his suggestion that we have our employee hernia checks done at the airport by TSA agents.'

Gates A-C: Johnson, Davis, Potts, surprise me!

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

Delayed Departure and Late Arrivals

"You have luggage? - Oh, we don't do LUGGAGE any more."

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

Pirates on holiday.

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