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"Woah. Looks like someone's planning on leaving the country."

Carefree luggage.

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

Fight or Flight

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

That party went well.

"We're going to the Vet aren't we."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Airplane Mode.

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Welsh airport arrivals.

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Flu vaccine.

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

Airport

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Mass Travel

Airport

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage