Airport Activities Prints

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Airport

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Rubbish Carousel

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Airport

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

"Hell: The Airport"

"How's my tripping you up?"

Arrivals, departures & limbo.