Airport Activities Prints

'I'm not waiting for luggage; I just bring the kids here to play.'

'We'd like to start by boarding anyone with hot food they've been waiting to eat on the plane.'

"We have room on flight 24 for your luggage, but not for you."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Airport Security.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Airport

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Airport

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Rubbish Carousel

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

"His name? It's 'Reggie the Drug-Sniffing Dog.'"

"Could you have a quick look at my molar? I can't afford a dental x-ray."

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How's my tripping you up?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'