Airplane Modeling Mugs

'These are so accurate that they even come with inedible food that you have to pay extra for,'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

'What zip code are we in now?'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Would you like some wings?"

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Cow Blue Arrows

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'You know, just because they ask, doesn't mean you have to let them fly.'

'Dad, may I use the plane tonight?'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'He must be going economy!'

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Airport

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Flights and Coronavirus

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."

Going to Work. . .Coming Home

Auto-Pilot.

Basic economy

"I don't know what's so funny. All I asked was whether this was their only flight today."

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

OOPS!

"She's all yours."