Airplane Comic Lover Pillows

Hand Luggage Restrictions.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Then, to stop the spread, they burned the village and sent me home.'

'Stealth broom.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

"I always end up next to the weirdo!"

Two birds refuel.

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

'Stop complaining. We can't afford business class any more.'

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

Travel Law #135: Those with window seats are the last to arrive.' People climb over other passengers on an airplane.

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

I brake for Jetliners.

"You think you're annoyed? The acoustics in here are terrible!"

'Once you're seated and have safely stowed all carry-ons, we'll start the bidding for seat belts.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Captain Balbo and his Marchetti seaplane.

"Hey, thanks again for letting me borrow your pen."

What really killed the dinsaurs.

'...Every time he goes on the track we have to notify air traffic control.'

'Hmm, your luggage seems to have been booked through to India.'

"No one wants a drink, no one wants a snack...I don't know who I am anymore."

"And here we have a very rare and unusual piece titled 'The Last Remaining Open Seat.'"

'The wise hermit from the mountain peak? No way - I'm just waiting for the Airbus!'

Tranguility Airlines,

'What happened to you sir?' - 'I walked out of the in-flight movie.'

Obliging as always, Elliot agrees to take a flying leap.

'Is this business class?'

Every now and then, Doreen liked to see how many people were paying attention to her safety talk.

'Radical snow removal method #23 at the airport.'

Airplanes Wearing Gas Masks During Volcanic Eruption

'You're just the kind of person we're looking for to test our airplane seats.'

'When will we be breaking the sound barrier?'

'I aim to be the first man to cross the Atlantic in a tin bath!'