Airflow Aficionado Gifts

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

Ramon considered himself a plein air artist...so when he painted, he made sure he got plenty of air!!

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Aerodynamics Lecture room.

Walkers

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Chilly baby.

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Err Stewardess? Do you have a sweet? I think my ears are about to pop."

Elephant seeking fresh air

Air Footer

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

Clean air.

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'How the heck are we supposed to land on a runway that's upside down?'

'Sit down, Roger! You're creating drag.'

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

Help, Rudy. I think I've got a problem. Huh? I keep wanting to go outside and play. and have fun un the fresh air with my friends. So? Don't you see? I do it every day. I can't help myself. It's like a compulsing. Compulsion? I have a dependency. No more watching Dr. Phil.

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

"Sorry, my mistake, I thought the dating agency said, 'a plain speaking man', 'bye."

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

'Doctor, I just can't seem to relate to my HVAC equipment these days.'

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"