Fluid Flow Aficionado Gifts

Vlad the Impeller

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"You're wasting your time, I'll never understand which one is Liam Hemsworth and which one is Chris Hemsworth."

How Many It Takes

You give me butterflies

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

'You are here.'

'Who's that pathetic little one down there?'

'This is a 'million dollar idea', Simms, unfortunately, our debt is two million dollars.'

'Nice work. A fluid work force with a minimum of drips.'

"I'm addicted to water."

Organization Chart

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

A girl with a dog and balloons

"This seems to work better for us!"

'These are the people who'll be line managing you.'

Man has his pockets emptied of cash at internal revenue office.

'I hate these staff shakeups.'

Floating

'I know last week's class was brutal, but I have all new material today.'

'Probably just another correctional movement...'

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

"That's not our logo. That's the company's flowchart."

Missile attending a 'Fear of flying course'

Limos, trucks, S.U.V.s, rush past me in a breeze. Passing by... without a nod, while here I stand playing God...'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

"Sorry Helen but you knew I was a management consultant before we got married!"

"So if my calculations are correct, you're all completely asleep by now and I can just leave."

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

He drifted for months, with nothing to sustain him but a single pina colada and enormous love handles.

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'