Airfare Artist Gifts

'I believe you did opt for our budget, no frills, no luggage booking.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"It's my helper trout!"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

Doubledecker bus stop

Odd Mortarboards.

Red Arrows Rookies

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'I've started a blog.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

Pottery Slam

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Two New Paintbrushes

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'