Aircraft Tinkerer Mugs

If two is better than one, than three should be near perfection!

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Congratulations on your retirement!

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

'3-D TV Kit'

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

Sistine Selfie

Filling the Missile Gap

Fur Baby

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

FRY's FAMILY - Young Tom was always fiddling around with bits of machinery.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Music producers.

"Prove you're not a human Select the squares with a bike Skip"

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Fixing the TV.

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

'My God we being invaded!'

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"I've either discovered dark matter, or I've left the lens cap on."