Airbag Adventurer T-Shirts

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Fast Lane.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Airport

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Airliner

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'