Airbag Adventurer Mugs

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Carefree luggage.

Airlines

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The Fast Lane.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Nobody ever before had took much notice of Granny's homemade flour-sack bloomers.'

Welsh airport arrivals.

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

Airport

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Airliner

Excess Baggage: Why can't airports provide a decent place for paying customers to catch forty winks?

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.