Air Purifier Advocate Mugs

"You should have been here last week. This is clean coal."

North Pole

Polluted geese

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Man using to much bug spray

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'Cleanliness is next to 'clean room' in the dictionary. Look it up.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

'I know my instruments are sterilized every day but I have no idea who does it.'

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. Sorry."

In the art gallery

Fumes from furniture

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Pollution Look

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

Air Pollution Threat

Man brushing the teeth of his reflection.

Clean air.

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

'My mom invented baths!'

'Only peanut butter and jelly fingers, Sir.'

Air freshener - pollution.

Death of an Environmentalist

'I'm just draining the reservoir.'

Medieval Torture

"Cough cough"

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

The Environmentalist

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"Ok, ok, I'll use a bloody coaster!"

'Wash balls here.'

'Don't mind my husband, he just wants to be 65!'

In a coal miner diner, customers have fainted from the fumes.

Ham Sanitizer