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Vending machine: 'A Breath of Fresh Air'

Internet.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

An Intimate Union forms between Napster and the Pygmy Sub-Area of Central Africa...

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

Castaway harnessing electricity.

"My business is less bricks and mortar and more coffee shops and laptops. I sell NFTs."

Dad... this 'Book' thingy - where do you plug it in?

Only in the newspapers.

Pig heart donation saves human life

'If I don't think inside the box... why should I think outside the box?'

"Let's all go out & get drunk."

Pasteur and those who came before him and failed.

'Face it, you've changed. The man I married would never subject his family to an annual cost-benefit analysis.'

"We're throwing out the old rules."

'We've just invented the Frisbee.'

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'They turned down our request for a grant.'

"Thanks to our wonderful research team we can now offer you gender choice at birth and puberty."

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

"If you ask me between your stuff and my stuff, there's just nothing left to invent."

Workers cross boundaries to get an energy supply.

"Yeah...I don't think this country's ready to elect a single woman as its president."

"Siri, how do I build a cabin with no freakin' tools?"

"How do I google something with this?"

'It was easy being a tooth fairy until kids discovered they could get more for it on eBay.'

Gerbils of the Old West

'My homework is escaping.'

'I was Googling before you were born, kid.'

Wheel being refused at the patent office

"A robot took over my job, so they let me go. But then the robot got promoted and hired me back."

'Ooo...this can't be good.'

Crawford W Long