Air National Guard Member Pillows

"It is a violation of air national guard policy for you to possess an AK-47 from Iraq, boy!! Do you want to suffer the consequences of bringing back a souvenir?!!"

Servicemen.

Fighter Jet Sneeze

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

Birds on the wing

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

While doing routine recon over the pacific ocean, lietenants Cromwell and Olsen make a startling discovery.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Support the Troops

Camouflage Unit

Submariners' Eye Test.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

Speed Limit Enforced from Aircraft.

RAF plane ride.

"You can't have it both ways, kid."

'Call Homeland Security and find out if Bin Laden is behind it.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

Small Ads. For Sale :- 'Navy Pram'.

A Crown of Red Poppies

"I told you to slow down."

"Bad news Darling, I'm going to be posted abroad"

'Hamster Swat Team.'

Bombers drop pretzels

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'