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Edwards Air Force Base Baggage Hall.

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Why Superman flies himself

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'I've got an amoeba here who wants to go to Officer's Candidate School.'

Cow Pilot.

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'Arnold, blow the whole depot, then hightail it out of here.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

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"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'My doctor tells me I have medal poisoning.'

The first Airbender!

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

The aviation experts come out to play

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."