Aid Critique Enthusiast Pillows

"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"It lost a little something in translation."

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Jacques et Jille

Filling the Missile Gap

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

An acceptable level of TV violence.

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

IOC and human rights.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"We all agree it's a great resume, but I'm afraid our computer doesn't like you!"

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

Trump Bible photo op

Introducing...The Smart-Ass Phone

Editor

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

Art is a cruel mistress.

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

Ezra Pound

A truck full of radioactive waste with no particular place to go...

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

"It's typical cold/flu medicine, but the extra strength advertising made me buy it."

'I really don't see the point?'