Aid Critique Enthusiast Gifts

"We know you're thirsty, but how about we build you a nice building first?"

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"It lost a little something in translation."

"And may I now introduce Professor Muckenspucker, who is an authority on artificial stupidity."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

Jacques et Jille

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Filling the Missile Gap

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Anyone else see weaknesses in my report?"

The Real Russian history

"Well...I notice a little criticism on my leadership style..."

IOC and human rights.

Rubbish, Poppycock, Balderdash

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

'Too many cliches? Now hold your horses!'

"We all agree it's a great resume, but I'm afraid our computer doesn't like you!"

Trump Bible photo op

"Of course you couldn't be replaced by an app. It would take at least two."

A man is looking at a sign saying Exhibition of art exhibition jargon.

Introducing...The Smart-Ass Phone

'Your trouble is that you don't appreciate good food.'

"I've got a couple of tickets for Wild Bill's 'Wild West Show'.. only $800 each!"

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

New Jersey Cops Gone Wild

"They learn how to say 'Gracias' and we're supposed to be thankful."

Ezra Pound

Art is a cruel mistress.

Editor

"How many votes do you have?"

A truck full of radioactive waste with no particular place to go...

Give To Tsunami's Victims.