Agriculture Admiration T-Shirts

'There are gonna be some changes around here.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Raptures

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Cow Pollen

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The cow that jumped over the moon, was she on some kind of growth hormones?'

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"Hey, you two, get a barn!"

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Snowman carrot substitute.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Free Range Cows.

Branding Consultant

There goes Farmer Ceutical.

Ancient Farming Practises.

"Phew..I've been on my feet all day... How do you get these hooves off?"