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'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Raptures

Farmer and FIsherman

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

COWS: Cow Pong

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Cow Pollen

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Branding Consultant

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Free Range Cows.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

Snowman carrot substitute.