Agricultural Lawyer Mugs

"Well, I told the BBC, the truth has to come out sooner or later!"

The Jeopardy of Progress

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

View to the Future

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Biodiversity

"Your shepherd, Louie, has retired. I'm Mr. Smathers. I will be your grazing-resource coördinator and flock welfare-and-security manager."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Farmers' Warnings.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Disraeli's Local Taxation Reform for Agricultural Interest

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

"I can't afford to feed you."

World hunger

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

Desk of an urban farm manager

Illuminating agricultural production

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

Farmer Joe's soybean maze never caught on

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'