Agricultural Jest Collector T-Shirts

'Now that's what I call a great 'Opening Ceremony'!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Traffic Jam

The vegan hunter

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

The herd of hearing.

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

Snowman melts then rabbit runs off with carrot.

Ostrich Farm

Carrot of Motivation

"Everything smells like carrots."

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Cow Pop Art,

'I got the munchies.'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

I told you that would happen it you kept picking it.

'Yes, Hawkins, I did tell you to never show your face around this farm again.'

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

A snowman has a protective cage around the carrot on its nose.

Turkey Hostage.