Agricultural Jest Collector T-Shirts

'Now that's what I call a great 'Opening Ceremony'!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Good news. Pork bellies just dropped four points."

Traffic Jam

The vegan hunter

"With company-wide layoffs imminent I realized it was a matter of self-preservation."

The herd of hearing.

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

Ostrich Farm

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Carrot of Motivation

"Everything smells like carrots."

Cow Pop Art,

"Oh no. Not the niblets."

'I got the munchies.'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

'Yes, Hawkins, I did tell you to never show your face around this farm again.'

'Well, doctor, I want a smaller carrot!'

A snowman has a protective cage around the carrot on its nose.

Turkey Hostage.

Wheat Watchers