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Turkey Hostage.

"I know other hospitals are worried about the superbug, but ours is the only one that understands the accounts system."

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Rodins rotten juggler

An Early Ventriloquist Meets His Future Dummy

"Any other skills?"

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

'It must be a milkfish.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

'I'm sorry, this is the line for people who volunteered to help their community. You're looking for the eternal damnation department.'

The herd of hearing.

Ostrich Farm

' I hope you're not trying to suggest that I don't pay you enough Foster ! '

Todays Special: Vented Spleen.

'What do you think I'm doing? The doctor told me to collect a mid stream urine specimen."

"It's creepy the way they play with their food."

'Yes, Hawkins, I did tell you to never show your face around this farm again.'

Coast to coast walk.

Man cutting grass.

Help Wanted Signs Explained.

"No one turned in a cow, pig or chicken Mr. McDonald."

"It's not as easy as it looks."

"People often think management is glamorous, that we spend all our time engaging in high profile decision making."

Thrift: 'Collect a smaller child than your own from school... It eats less and fits the old clothes of the previous child.'

"Oh, I don't mind! Anything that tastes like a ten ounce, medium rare, rib-eye steak."

'Sorry, pal - I don't really go for ginger blokes.'

'I told you we should have read the fine print when the accountant said we'd be getting 10,000 bucks a month in our retirement.'

"Baldo invaded my room and stole my Atomic Sour Balls. The invader must be stopped...this means war!"

"Dear Alex, how are things at college? Your mother and I wanted to know if you might send us some money..."

"Oh yeah, well I say you're black!"

'She's a pain in my meat by-products.'