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'Now if you're looking for a tractor that will get out there and get the work done.'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

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'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

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'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

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'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'I don't know if she's gonna be much good. I don't think she's even registered.'

'I'm pretty sure this means the price has finally hit bottom.'

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

'Do you want to buy this cow from 'Windy Field Farm'?'

Farm wife rings her husband rather than calling out to him to let him know that dinner is ready.

"And, who is this Alice Chalmers that you've started spending money on?"

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."

'Are you telling me you wouldn't like to golf when you're out in the fields.'

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'I know it's been three days since we installed it. As soon as we find the on-off switch you can start milking.'

'Sorry, boys, but I have to let you go - we're switching from cows to soybeans!'

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