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Farmers' Market

Apples for sale

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

GMOs: The Next Generation

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"Make me one with everything!"

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"As you can guess, Rico is my role model."

Grocery Shopping

Cow Pilot.

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

To-Let Town Centre Map

'Fresh eggs!'

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

The Rural Bidet...

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Merger at 28th and Lex

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Hot dogs. Sushi.

The Shrimp Girl.

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

How was your hotdog?

Hot dog salesman - 'Early american or loaded with preservatives?'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Olives

"It's the closest I get to being a hunter-gatherer."