Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.
Aging Gracefully Supporter T-Shirts
Explore t-shirts designed for those who age with style and wit. These comfortable tops honor the beauty of growing older gracefully and make a fun statement.
"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."
The knee surgeon did a poor job.
"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."
"It's all part of life. In time, each of us will be moved to the guest room."
I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.
'Oo', you say?
"I noticed a few browns."
Seniors Snooker Tournament.
"Your contents have shifted."
Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'
"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."
They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!
"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"
'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'
Multi-Generational Books
"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."
'Man...You age great!'
Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged
"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."
A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.
"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."
"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "
"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"
An old man exercising with hourglasses
Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.
(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll
Old Karate Master
"We REALLY do get better with age."
Parts Department
"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."
"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."
"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."
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