Ageing Gracefully Supporter T-Shirts

"I remember when I got that tattoo. It was originally on my thigh."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Your contents have shifted."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Multi-Generational Books

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

'Man...You age great!'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Old Karate Master

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

Aging Problems

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"I noticed a few browns."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

"I come from the future."

Don't have a hot flush....

A very fine vintage

'Tell the doctor to hurry. It's an emergency. I just turned middle aged!'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

"He's got a great future behind him!"

The Aging of Underwear

"It's too late for a nose job and too early for a face-lift."

"Well, Dr. Garcia said he's doing all he can, but he can't make me any younger. But I don't care about getting younger. I just want to keep getting older."

"Losing your fizz is very common for a man your age."

'They want your underwear.'