Aging Concerns Prints

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "The other day, my grandpa tried driving to the corner store but got lost and ended up at the beach, six states away." "How do I get him to realize it's time to stop driving without hurting his feelings?" "Excellent question." "It reminds me of the time in 1863 when Grandpappy Cohen accidentally led a caravan of zoo-bound pelicans onto a field in Gettysburg." "One particularly panicky pelican escaped and distracted General Lee, and the rest is

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Your contents have shifted."

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Pinocchio's Second Realization

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

"Why bother?"

"The answer to bone loss is to bury them deeper.'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

Gary turns 40.

Inside One's Memory Bank

'What you seem to be suffering from is longevity.'

'Almost everything I have hurts and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'I must be reaching that age! I can't get my ozone layer up anymore!'

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

'I'm not in shock, my eyebrows are just receding with my hairline.'

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

"I don't know who you are!"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

Breast Height Chart

"Wish I could do that." "Better give him a dog treat and a bath first."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

"I'm here for the hair."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.