Embracing Aging Prints

Mirror Mirror on the Wall...what happened to you?

The four stages of male hair loss.

An old lady has her varicose veins tattooed to look like plants

"You're certainly not the first person in the world to wake up one morning and find little crow's feet at the corners of your eyes!"

'The only part of my body that defies gravity is my age.'

'There may be snow on the roof, but there's still fire in the basement!' 'Indigestion!'

"I'm not bald, I'm just taller than my hair."

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"The sun is killing me up here. . ."

Mirror mirror...

Eileen's fear of aging follows wherever she goes.

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Isn't it time you shaved that off?"

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

"Your contents have shifted."

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Somewhere along the way, I went from lambada to lumbago.'

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Aging Problems

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"I come from the future."