Agile Advocate Gifts

Day One, NASA

Support the Ex-Troops

America, are we learning anything?

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

Oligarchy

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

AI Safety Officer

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"You need to stand up for yourself, or at least sit up straight."

Joe Biden

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"Before automation how did humans endure work?"

Employee of the Month

"The boss expects us all to be robots."

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

People and robots

'Sorry, but we need someone willing to evolve.'

Project Manager Showdown

Hope and ______

"Management don't really want to commit to the next 'best thing' until the current 'best thing is last years 'best thing'."

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

Flag bearers

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

"We interrupt this special bulletin about Ferguson and Tulsa, to bring you a special bulletin about Baltimore..."

'I don't want to talk to any flunkies. Put me straight through to the computer.'

Crossing USA Mexico Border

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated..."

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

"The Fad Herald cometh." "Wasn't he just here? Why's he back so soon?" "Hear ye, hear ye. The following is out: Human labor. The following are now in: Pizza delivery droids, Amazon delivery drones, and replacing all blue- and white-collar jobs with cheap, highly productive robot labor... ...robots who never sleep, never ask for a raise, and never complain about harassment... ...because they're too busy plotting the extinction of the meatbag species. We will isolate you. Alienate you from one

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."