Age Wizard Pillows

'Where did all the time go?'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

Miss America IQ Pageant

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

D.I.Y

Research and Development: Now, Never.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Stationery Shop

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

In - Out - Pending.

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

You know you're getting up there in years when your birthday cake requires that extra box of candles....

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Man with post it note

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

Tie Rolls

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Meeting old relatives...is like peeking into our future."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"