Age-old Treasure Hunters Pillows

Beer Wine Spirits. Candy. Chips. If I'm paying that much for 20-year-old scotch, I'm going to need to see some I.D.!

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Treasure Island Book.

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Yard Sale. It could be we're pillaging too much.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"I'll take it."

Antique silver

'Oh, I'm not looking for Gold, I'm checking for bear-traps...'

Garage sale.

The traveling Yard Sale.

Pirates

The crew of the pirate ship 'The Bearded Lady' celebrate their greatest booty haul ever.

"You're looking for the Holy Grail? Have you tried Ebay?"

Priceless antiques priced to sell!

"How can we tell if this old movie poster is valuable?"

Man stranded on a desert island using a metal detector on the beach

"Come on. I always browse the Mom and Pop stores before buying online."

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

"Don't fret, lassie, I brought my own shovel."

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

"Someday, Son, all this snow will melt away and, oh, what miraculous relics your nose will discover."

"She has to find just the right spot."