Age Joke Appreciator Gifts

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

What's an Imax cave?

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Laughing Zone Ahead

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

Florist. A vase for everything and everything in its vase.

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

'Did you really mean both me and a hippopotamus evolved from a tiny blob in the ocean?'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"I'll tell you my diagnosis if you promise not to laugh."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Have you had a stressful experience lately, such as an accident?"

Shirley Temple...The later years.. - 'Animal crackers in my poop...'

'Cycle shop' selling puncture repair kits next door to a 'Sex shop' selling inflatable dolls

Split the last one?

"...and the dung was this big!.... No...elephant, actually."

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

'...Oh yeah? Well I've never heard of the 'denture fairy'.'

Medicine bottle - If symptoms persist, die!

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

OMG.

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

'I'd probably do a lot better if the teachers weren't set to 'auto-correct.''

'Mind if I head off a little early today?'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."