Age Humor T-Shirts

'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'

"Why bother?"

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

How are you feeling today? I feel just like a newborn baby. Really? Yes. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"I feel like a newborn. No hair, no teeth, no bladder control."

Middle Age: When the four letter word you use most is 'What?'

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

"What do you mean, 'I'm in good shape for a man of forty'? I'm only twenty-six!"

"Let's face it,Rhoda-you're no spring chicken yourself!"

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"

"I'm living proof that life begins at forty-three."

'I don't know which will come first.. retirement or draft?'

'Dang.'

Pregnant vs. Old.

"I'm sorry, but he only has 75 years to live!"

"I wouldn't say that you're old, Dear, just way past your 'Best Before' date!"

Rodin's Generation Gap

'I don't like to carry ID.'

Mountain has tunnel called Carpal Tunnel.

"Well -- You're over 30 so you probably just slept on it wrong."

"Thank you for the lovely dinner, Perry. Would you like to come in for a stool softener?"

'Aaaaaaaaaah forty seven. What a lovely age.'

'When I was your age I was five and a hlaf years old.'

"Gosh Grandma, you must be over a million in dog years."

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